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sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:48 pm
MAXIMUS wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:48 pm Sarah's cries of passion :clap:
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Well stop talking to me about certain things 😂😂
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Am i allowed to mention the sensual massage i'm going to give you when i see you next time
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MAXIMUS wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm Am i allowed to mention the sensual massage i'm going to give you when i see you next time
You already have. Look forward to it then 😉
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:17 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:03 pm
MAXIMUS wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm Am i allowed to mention the sensual massage i'm going to give you when i see you next time
You already have. Look forward to it then 😉
Looks like I might have some competition in the sensual massage field. Need to up my game 😉
I don't think what you do would even cross anybody's mind 😂😂
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:21 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:19 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:17 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:03 pm

You already have. Look forward to it then 😉
Looks like I might have some competition in the sensual massage field. Need to up my game 😉
I don't think what you do would even cross anybody's mind 😂😂
I'm not that weird and you love that thing I do with my little finger and the onion ring
😳Dont tell everyone. It's our secret. 😉
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:24 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:23 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:21 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:19 pm
I don't think what you do would even cross anybody's mind 😂😂
I'm not that weird and you love that thing I do with my little finger and the onion ring
😳Dont tell everyone. It's our secret. 😉
Not anymore 😀
Just no details please 😂
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:30 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:26 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:24 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:23 pm

😳Dont tell everyone. It's our secret. 😉
Not anymore 😀
Just no details please 😂
Well you oil the ... Oh is that the doorbell
Erm I think it's you who likes the oil 😂
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:41 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:33 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:30 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:26 pm
Just no details please 😂
Well you oil the ... Oh is that the doorbell
Erm I think it's you who likes the oil 😂
Only cos it stops you squeaking.
Well when needs must 😂😂
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:49 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:46 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:41 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:33 pm

Erm I think it's you who likes the oil 😂
Only cos it stops you squeaking.
Well when needs must 😂😂
I meant squealing 😀
I do not squeal thank you. 🙄
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:59 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:50 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:49 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:46 pm
Well when needs must 😂😂
I meant squealing 😀
I do not squeal thank you. 🙄
Well that oh god, how big, can't take it, yes, yes stuff you was saying at a pitch a dog would struggle to hear says otherwise
Erm, do you want a room coz we're going to get told to get one soon😂
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Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:01 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:01 pm
Leelee69 wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:59 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:50 pm

I do not squeal thank you. 🙄
Well that oh god, how big, can't take it, yes, yes stuff you was saying at a pitch a dog would struggle to hear says otherwise
Erm, do you want a room coz we're going to get told to get one soon😂
Ok. See you soon 😚
😉
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It's a bit eggy in in here 🤢
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sarah wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:34 pm It's a bit eggy in in here 🤢
Nowt like a good egg sarnie Lass to start the day! :D
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LordLuken wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:17 pm
sarah wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:34 pm It's a bit eggy in in here 🤢
Nowt like a good egg sarnie Lass to start the day! :D
With tomato sauce right after a pint of John Smiths. Yummy. 😃
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You've got a really nice cock.
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Av weed on my stockings. (Not me)😂
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sarah wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm Av weed on my stockings. (Not me)😂
And not me hehehehhe that leaves one 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:30 pm
Summer wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:27 pm
sarah wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm Av weed on my stockings. (Not me)😂
And not me hehehehhe that leaves one 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guilty! 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🤣🤣
Can I just confirm this was a 'watersports' booking 😂
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Jasminexoxo wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:30 pm
Summer wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:27 pm
sarah wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm Av weed on my stockings. (Not me)😂
And not me hehehehhe that leaves one 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guilty! 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🤣🤣
It had to be you didn't it 😂
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tasher wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:54 pm
Jasminexoxo wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:30 pm
Summer wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:27 pm
sarah wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm Av weed on my stockings. (Not me)😂
And not me hehehehhe that leaves one 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guilty! 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🤣🤣
It had to be you didn't it 😂
It usually is 😂
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Blow the mango. 😂😂
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sarah wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm Blow the mango. 😂😂
Having a mare today I should be blonde 😝
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Angels wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:20 pm
sarah wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm Blow the mango. 😂😂
Having a mare today I should be blonde 😝
Even I am not that daft 😂
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£40 for massage. Is that including extras. Oh yeh I throw the lot in 🙄
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sarah wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:45 pm £40 for massage. Is that including extras. Oh yeh I throw the lot in 🙄
Is that for an hour ? :mrgreen: :lol:
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