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Wow, that was good.
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*it's not my ring it's my watch"
It is easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they have been fooled
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It must be cold in here. It's usually much bigger!
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The things I do for 40 quid
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Thought it was ยฃ30
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Was doing the whole! Didnโt want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service
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Jasminexoxo wrote: โFri Dec 08, 2017 9:22 pmWas doing the whole! Didnโt want anyone thinking they could bring me ยฃ30 for a service
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Don't want to rush you but theirs 5 mins left.
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A โwholeโ seen as you brought it up
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Hahahaha
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โBet he was gorgeous when he was youngerโ
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Oi ! stop wiping your cock on the curtains
While I was married I had a a very varied and exciting sex life...... never told the wife tho'
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Ooh that's a big one (as said by all WGs to all punters )
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Then the punter pretends it isnโt
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"Can you do what you did last time"
Me thinking "who are you and what the hell did I do"
Me thinking "who are you and what the hell did I do"
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โNo money, no honeyโ
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You needed that didn't you
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โI only want a 5 min hand jobโ
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