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lexi wrote:
TheBaron wrote:If it doesn't do what it says on the tin - pick another girl &/or Fuck off
never one the beat around the bush TB :lol:

seriously tho...what would be the point in lying about descriptions? i can safely say that none ov the girls descriptions at discretion are false and if/when a girls description does change then then our description list is updated straight away
you mean if she suddenly got taller? :dance:
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lexi wrote:
TheBaron wrote:If it doesn't do what it says on the tin - pick another girl &/or Fuck off
never one the beat around the bush TB :lol:

seriously tho...what would be the point in lying about descriptions? i can safely say that none ov the girls descriptions at discretion are false and if/when a girls description does change then then our description list is updated straight away
you mean if she suddenly got taller? :dance:
:lol: actually i meant if there bust/waist size changes...or in my case my ever changing hair colour :D
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I bet no guy could guess the age of a woman by going to bed with her. :lol:
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Well am early 40s and go out as 25, am I bad :lol:
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sarah wrote:We get customers ringing up and ask for someone young "yes we have a 20 year old", "oh no that's too old I want 18" what's that all about, it's 2 years difference. If I had said she was 18 he wouldn't have known the difference anyway.
false advertising is still false advertising, regardless of weather the guy knows the difference or not. guys dont get bust size but i wouldn't say im a e cup when im only a d
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sarah wrote:I bet no guy could guess the age of a woman by going to bed with her. :lol:
the over 80's tend to smell funny...
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lexi wrote: guys dont get bust size but i wouldn't say im a e cup when im only a d
I dont lexi has im not a C up or D cup i m a very big FF cup hun Lisa xx
32 FF to be exact lol and a massive dress size 6
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lexi wrote: guys dont get bust size but i wouldn't say im a e cup when im only a d
I dont lexi has im not a C up or D cup i m a very big FF cup hun Lisa xx
32 FF to be exact lol and a massive dress size 6
lol but u dont work so ur description dont matter :D
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ive only just retired and i do work managing the place its a harder job then working lol atleast i used to get to lie down for a while pmsl xx
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elegance621 wrote:ive only just retired and i do work managing the place its a harder job then working lol atleast i used to get to lie down for a while pmsl xx
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sarah wrote:Well am early 40s and go out as 25, am I bad :lol:
Oh Sarah what an admission. You had me fooled all this time. :lol: I shall have to smack your bottom. :P
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